EWWW! NOOO!!! COSMO, WHAT THE EFF IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?
I would never forgive anybody ever again for anything if someone pulled that crap with me.
Is this a sueable offense? It must be a sueable offense.
If someone gave me a package, told me it was OK to put its contents on my face and then was like, “Ha! It’s some random lady’s placenta,” I would not stop suing people.
I’d sue the producers. I’d sue the cameraman. I’d sue the lady who donated the placenta. I’d sue the baby. I’d sue the hospital.
And you know what? I’d win every case BECAUSE TRICKING SOMEONE INTO PUTTING PLACENTA ON HIS OR HER FACE IS WORSE THAN MURDER.
For shame, Cosmopolitan. FOR SHAME.