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All This Guy Wants Is For His Wife And Side Chick To Be Friends On Facebook

A bold Facebook user named Lonnie Turner shook up the internet when he decided to do what no scumbag of a man ever has the balls to do.

According to BroBible, Turner hopped aboard the viral train after he published a bizarre Facebook post stating that his side chick and his wife "better learn to get along." He didn't stop there, either.

It turns out Lonnie also attached a side-by-side photo of the two women and went on to say,

I work extremely hard, and I think I deserve to have everything my little heart desires. Why have a cake and can't eat it? I want multiple cakes!

Well, Lonnie, the world just doesn't work like that...

You might have talked yourself out of a connection with just about every living creature on earth after posting this Facebook status, bro.

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What were you even thinking, dude?!

Did you really expect that either of these women in your life would comment on your dimwitted Facebook post and give in to your shameful desires? Because I think even a serial cheater with half a brain would expect a detrimental outcome.

But, I mean, what else would you expect from someone who still drives a Hummer?!

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Perhaps Lonnie doesn't know how REAL the Internet is. And because of that, two innocent women who are likely harder workers than Mr. Turner have to live with this for the rest of their lives. Way to go, bud.

Luckily, a few commenters with actual morals who know this guy personally decided to call him out on his shit -- and rightfully so!

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As expected, Turner was far from phased. The dude knows he's doomed but doesn't care.

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Tammy, Helen, if you're reading this -- please run far, far, far away!

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Citations: This Dude's Viral Facebook Post Demanding His Wife And Side Chick Get Along Will Probably End Well For Him (BroBible)