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GF Pays Tribute To Guy's Butt After Horrifying Basketball Injury

Warning: These pictures are seriously, seriously grim.

They are the result of what happens when you're playing basketball and fall backwards, ass first, onto a sharp metal spike.

One guy was left with horrifying injuries after the hoops accident, which he detailed on the subreddit, “Dear Reddit, Today I Fucked Up.”

But fortunately, his GF was able to see the funny side — as she paid hilarious tribute to a butt that will surely never be the same again.

She marked the date on her calendar, writing on November 2,

RIP butt cheek, your fullness will be remembered.
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May it rest in pieces.

Anyways, this dude was brutally impaled thanks to a mid-air collision as he tried to defend another player going in for a lay up.

He bounced backward and landed on a spike coming out of the metal pole supporting the hoop.

Yeah, ouch.

Like an absolute trooper, the guy initially carried on like nothing happened, only experiencing a “split second of sharp pain.”

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He wrote,

Without thinking twice I got back up and continued to play. Bear in mind at this point, I had no idea how severe my injury was and as the game continued, I felt some slight pain through my left thigh area, though believing it was from leg day a day before at the gym.

He played for another 20 minutes before realizing his butt was bleeding, but the drama really started when he got back home.

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He said,

As I was removing my clothing, I noticed something that looked like egg pudding where the injury should have been along with the blood staining my pants. Turning to the mirror for a better look, I realized it was the fat from my ass cheek. Yes, the pole had penetrated my ass cheek! Even a big cut was an understatement for what I was looking at. I had a giant, bleeding, fat missing hole on my ass.

Double gross.

The guy went to hospital where he had seven stitches, and couldn't sit down properly for about a week.

And, more importantly, this was the day his butt cheek died. RIP, glorious, full, butt cheek.