Readers have come to rely on DudeComedy for (literally) unbelievable stories of awkward encounters.
The latest in the anthology brings us a sweet story of social media shaming.
When Unnamed Dad finds out his Unnamed Daughter posted a risqué Snapchat, he shares the pic to Facebook in the hopes of embarrassing his child into ceasing exposure.
Unnamed Dad even makes a point to use the word "slutness," a tragically underused gem in the modern vocabulary of many.
After all, what is a father for if not to share topless photos of his daughter with the online community? Cue the "Full House" theme song.