Listen, I'm not going to judge anyone's culinary skills.
One of the things I learned in college was how to make mac and cheese, OK?
I've never made duck, personally. In fact, I was an adult the first time I had duck prepared for me. It just wasn't something we ate in my household growing up.
Now, I kind of know why because I can't picture my mom being cool with this horrifying discovery this young woman made.
She told BuzzFeed News the meat was labeled "frozen duck" at the store. She said,
This is also what I would expect.
Instead, this poor young woman, got this...
I would love to know how long in between these snaps Duncan spent screaming because this Snapchat has me rolling.
IMAGINE this duck's smug-ass face slowly slopping out of that plastic bag, thumping on the sink like, "OH HEY THERE."
I WOULD SCREAM, TOO.
"Y'all trying to get ya duck on?"
"What do you mean, you lost ya appetite?"
Needless to say, the post made a lot of vegans on Twitter angry.
Duncan said she found someone else to trim the duck, and she still ate it. She admits it was "hard to look at after that."
This is exactly what the ducks want you to do. They sacrificed one to save many. Soon, they will rule the world.