Sometimes, it's hard to hold back when you are completely overcome with lust for your SO.
Whether you want to shout about your love from the rooftops, whisper a discrete message into your lover's ear or send another tweet to Ariana Grande telling her she's the one, we get it.
Just don't make that horrible mistake of making a private message slightly more public than you intended.
That's what happened to this brain box, who had the fantastic idea of buying flowers for his GF and including a super dirty personalized note to his one and only.
The man wrote,
Let's break this down.
Putting the super sexual message to one side just for a minute, how creepy is that smiley face? Here's a tip, bro: Adding a smiley face makes the message way more sinister and a lot less sexy.
What is really admirable is that the guy clearly DGAF who reads the dirty message — or didn't realize it wouldn't be as secretive as he hoped.
Yes, unfortunately for our Romeo, a worker at the florist spotted the note as she processed the order, and, of course, she showed the world via a viral tweet.
And she wasn't the only one who was happy for sis — people replied saying the whole thing was kinda cute, and now I have no idea what love is anymore.
So how does the unlikely new God of love feel about his personal life becoming not so personal?
Luckily for us, we know — because somebody managed to track him down.
Like the champion he is, the ass-eater wasn't embarrassed at all about his new fame.
Fingers crossed that baby mama appreciated the romantic gesture.