Super Dirty Note Guy Sent With Flowers Is Changing Internet's Idea Of Romance
Sometimes, it's hard to hold back when you are completely overcome with lust for your SO.
Whether you want to shout about your love from the rooftops, whisper a discrete message into your lover's ear or send another tweet to Ariana Grande telling her she's the one, we get it.
Just don't make that horrible mistake of making a private message slightly more public than you intended.
That's what happened to this brain box, who had the fantastic idea of buying flowers for his GF and including a super dirty personalized note to his one and only.
The man wrote,
Can't wait to put my tongue in your booty :). Love, Your Baby Daddy
Let's break this down.
Putting the super sexual message to one side just for a minute, how creepy is that smiley face? Here's a tip, bro: Adding a smiley face makes the message way more sinister and a lot less sexy.
What is really admirable is that the guy clearly DGAF who reads the dirty message — or didn't realize it wouldn't be as secretive as he hoped.
Yes, unfortunately for our Romeo, a worker at the florist spotted the note as she processed the order, and, of course, she showed the world via a viral tweet.
Working at a flower shop is so interesting. I'm happy for sis
And she wasn't the only one who was happy for sis — people replied saying the whole thing was kinda cute, and now I have no idea what love is anymore.
So how does the unlikely new God of love feel about his personal life becoming not so personal?
Luckily for us, we know — because somebody managed to track him down.
Like the champion he is, the ass-eater wasn't embarrassed at all about his new fame.
Fingers crossed that baby mama appreciated the romantic gesture.