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We Can All Feel For This Kid Whose Dad Totally Embarrassed Him On Live TV
by Eitan Levine
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I... uhh... There's no way...
Like........
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Like, we all get this kid's dad is buying his son jerk-off lotion in the middle of a blizzard, right? OK! Cool, I'm glad it wasn't just me.
Awesome. I hope that $4.99 bottle of Jergens was worth the $70,000 worth of therapy that kid is going to need after getting outed on TV by his dad about his one-man Netflix-and-chill plans during the snowpocalypse.
Let this kid stroke in privacy!
Being able to secretly experiment with a slippery hand and a crumpled, 3-month-old edition of Redbook is a God-given right. It's in the Constitution... maybe.
Citations: Is This the Most Embarrassing Thing a Dad Has Ever Done on Live TV? (Yes.) (New York)
