Porn Stars Reveal The Most Insane Things They've Ever Done On Set (Video)

Porn stars telling the kinkiest things they’ve ever done on set is bonkers. Legit bonkers.

There may be no nudity in this video, but it is still somehow more NSFW than anything else I’ve ever watched online.

The transcript from this thing makes “2 Girls, 1 Cup” look like a clip of the pope stopping by St. Patrick’s Cathedral to address the Catholic masses.

Mona Wales’ retelling of a video made me mutter to myself out loud in the middle of a crowded office,

Without all that ass stuff, this seems like something I could watch with my entire family.

In this gem of a YouTube AMA put together by Wood Rocket, Mona describes the plot details of her masterpiece. She says,

I played a gassy girl, and it was my birthday and nobody wanted to come because I fart all the time. Then I called my grandma and farted on her and my boyfriend and I farted on him. Then I stuck the little, like, kazoos, you know, the party favors, up my ass and spooted them out and then stuck glitter in my assh*le and then farted that out.

Now THAT’S a porno.

I don’t know how that thing didn’t get an Oscar nom.