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Conspiracy Theorists Say Hillary's 'Body Double' Took Over When She Collapsed

A Hillary Clinton "body double." PAH -- ridiculous.

Wait. Does her ear lobe look bigger in the left picture compared to the right? And, come to think of it, her nose does seem slightly pointier...

OK, I BELIEVE.

Guess I'm a conspiracy theorist just like the rest of these crackpots.

People claim Clinton never actually emerged from her daughter's place after seeking refuge there when she fell ill at a 9/11 memorial service on Sunday.

Instead, they think a body double stepped out, and the presidential candidate on our streets now is nothing but a walking LIE.

The evidence is hard to ignore. Also, it's Monday, and it's good to procrastinate over this kind of thing.

Conspiracy theorists point to her fingers...

And nose...

And her weight...

Can we ignore this!? Probably. But it's too fun to ignore.

You can't argue with the timing, either.

Her doctor revealed Clinton's suffering from pneumonia yesterday.

News of her illness came shortly after a video emerged of the presidential candidate collapsing.

Dr. Lisa Bardack said in a statement,

Secretary Clinton has been experiencing a cough related to allergies. On Friday, during follow-up evaluation of her prolonged cough, she was diagnosed with pneumonia. She was put on antibiotics, and advised to rest and modify her schedule.

Campaign officials have canceled her two-day trip to California, where she was set to make a speech.

Citations: Metro