Here is a non-confrontational way to break up with your significant other on Valentine's Day, you heartless monster!
Breaking up is one of the hardest things someone can do. Most of the time, one of the two parties thinks there is still gas left in the relationship engine, which almost always leads to hard feelings at the time of the split.
Very few of us get to be in one of the lucky 1 percent of relationships that ends at the perfect time -- the kind of split with a clean break and zero negativity, the white whale of mutual dumping.
Now, there is a way to kind of mimic this clean break thanks to the online video service Vift and its Valentine's Day break-up packages.
Vift knows what kind of breakup you want and is willing to do the dirty. On the company's website, it says,
Not all love is forever, so end it the right way. Send them a final Valentine's day gift — along with a video that says 'Bye Felicia!'
All you really need to do is choose one of the three break-up packages, record a Vift video and then let your relationship end via the hands of a faceless Internet startup! You know, like how it always goes down in books by Nicholas Sparks!
Give your partner the gift of never seeing him or her again this Valentine's Day!