Oooh, man. You might want to keep reading only if you're certain you'll never travel again.
In Tuesday's episode of "Not Safe with Nikki Glaser," hotel cleaning staff revealed the grossest things they have ever encountered in hotel rooms. As far as what you should avoid touching? That'd be everything, basically.
When Glaser asks one woman, "What piece of advice would you give to people staying in a hotel room?" she says, "Don't."
It only gets worse from there. Much worse.
One woman describes finding a room completely destroyed, saying, "There was massive anal leakage."
Ew. Guess we'll just have to stay with our creepy uncles and crabby mother-in-laws from now on. Watch the video for yourself below and try not to gag.