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This Adorable 3-Year-Old Actually Memorized The Entire Periodic Table (Video)

by Eitan Levine

We can all go home, everybody! This kid is 3 years old and way smarter than all of us will ever be.

Meet Brielle, the girl who will one day cure cancer, solve the Middle East crisis, make orange not taste like acid after brushing your teeth, get America out of debt from China and get the nerdiest kid at school a date to prom with Stephanie Giancarlo, the hottest girl on the cheerleading team.

All impossible stuff is now made possible with Brielle.

“How smart could she POSSIBLY be,” you say? Well, watch this video of her recent trip to "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" where she gave an adorable mini-TED Talk on the periodic table of elements.

At 3 years old, this little girl knows elements like Xenon and Scandium. I thought those were reindeer. Posted by Ellen DeGeneres on Monday, November 23, 2015

Gonna be honest, there are like two elements in there I didn't even know existed.

Brielle could run for president TOMORROW, and I would vote for her.

Hell, I've already changed my emergency contact person on my insurance card to her.

Citations: Watch A Tiny Brainiac Nail A Periodic Table Quiz On 'Ellen' (Huffington Post)