Shani Silver

Shani Silver is an editor and essayist living in Brooklyn, NY. Her work focuses mainly on dating and humor, odd bedfellows when it comes to writing, but Shani enjoys a challenge. Her work has appeared on Refinery29, xoJane, Nylon, and others. Originally from Texas, mention barbecue or Dallas Stars hockey if you want her to like you immediately.

This Guy Didn't Have Sex With Me Because He Didn't Want To Text Me After

By Shani Silver
If we're in an Uber and it's 5 am, I don't care what the conversation is. We're talking about sex. Regale me with tales of your recent employment review and promotion. Suggest a new spice blend at Trader Joe's. It's all just code for "we're having…