Gabi Conti

Gabi is writer, comedian and professional hopeless romantic. She calls herself a "sex columnist," while her mom calls her a "disappointment." She has written for Hello Giggles, The Daily Currant, Thought Catalog, GenFkd and Popsugar. She was once named JSwipe (Jewish Tinder)'s "Swipe of the Week" and she isn't even Jewish. She just really wants to be chosen.

Recent Articles

I Drank This Sleep Water For A Week, And It Worked Better Than NyQuil

If you're anything like me, your nighttime routine looks something like this: 1. Pass out on the couch watching "The Bachelor" after drinking a bottle of wine. 2. Wake up confused as to what year it is. 3. Stumble into the bathroom and haphazardly re…
By Gabi Conti

Josh Murray Has A Prediction Of Who Will Win 'The Bachelor' Knowing Nick Viall

Corinne, Vanessa or Raven? It seems to be the question on everyone's mind today. At least, everyone I care to interact with. So, when I had the chance to interview Season 10 "Bachelorette" winner (whom Nick lost to) Josh Murray at Social Spotlight Ev…
By Gabi Conti

Here's Why You'll Upgrade Your Rom-Coms To Zom-Coms This Valentine's Day

I think we can all agree no matter what your relationship status is, Valentine's Day is the worst. If you're single, it sucks because you're now more aware of just how single you are. If you just started seeing someone, now it's awkward. Even if you'…
By Gabi Conti

I Ate Like Gwyneth Paltrow For 5 Days And Now I'm Officially Better Than You

New Year's Day. Hungover AF. At the Hong Kong International Airport on two hours of sleep with a stomach that hates me, waiting to board my 12-hour flight back to Los Angeles – in the middle seat. I thought I'd find myself in Asia, but all I found wa…
By Gabi Conti

Why You Should Never Request A Song On The Radio

Therapy is great. Sometimes we need that unbiased perspective to help us through our quarter-life crisis. And other times it's just fun to talk about yourself. But beware of free therapy. You know how they say advice is never free? That's because it'…
By Gabi Conti

Why You Could Never Date The Guy Next Door

Ever try to date your neighbor? Or maybe just have a crush on that cute guy in 1F? Oh wait… Is that his girlfriend? Unless you're Chandler and Monica, dating your neighbor rarely ever works out. Which sucks because you are neighbors. As in you're goi…
By Gabi Conti

Why You Shouldn't Take A Power Nap Before Going Out

Naps are great, like really, really great. Did you know napping actually makes you skinnier and happier? You can't eat or text your ex when you're sleeping, unless you're my college roommate, Keely, or you're on Ambien. Now that I think of it, there'…
By Gabi Conti

Here's To 2016: The Year Of Walking Out On Your Abusive Relationship

I don’t often talk about my abusive ex-boyfriend. But when I do, it’s a joke. My ex hit me. Which is so not cool, because it was before '50 Shades of Grey,' so no one got it. You should never hit a woman, ever, unless it’s in the bedroom. But I see h…
By Gabi Conti

Here's What Happens When You Go On A First Date Unexpectedly High

“Flavor Blasted Goldfish,” I said to my JSwipe date, as if I was letting him in on a dirty secret. “You gotta try them. They’re just like Goldfish, but with that same cheesy residue that's on White Cheddar Cheez-Its. Remember those?” I asked as I sta…
By Gabi Conti

The Real '27 Dresses': How Jen Glantz Became A Professional Bridesmaid

The role of a bridesmaid can feel like a full-time job -- a full-time job you pay for, that is. Most of us endure it; we suck it up. We smile big, stick out our skinny arms and pose for the group shots. We conceal our frustration with heart emoji rig…
By Gabi Conti

Elite Daily To Launch 'The Elite Daily Show' On go90 Mobile Network (Video)

You Guys! Elite Daily is launching a show! It's our first ever daily show, and it can be watched exclusively on go90™. Guess what else: The app is free, so you don't have to worry about stealing your ex's password. It's more Elite Daily content at yo…
By Gabi Conti

I Shadowed A Dating Coach For A Night, And This Is What Happened

"Herpes is not a big deal. Everyone has them. Genital warts, though, those can be a problem. I had to laser those off a patient," says dating coach Dr. D as he smoothes his man bun and sips from a tiny bottle of absinthe. Dr. Donald Davidson (so I gu…
By Gabi Conti

What Happens When You Freeze Yourself To Lose Weight Like Celebrities (Photos)

It was an unbearable 100 degrees in Los Angeles. Too hot to go for a run, too sweaty to keep makeup from melting off your face and too disgusting to sit in a car with a busted AC. So my bestie Amy and I headed to the coolest place in Hollywood. No, i…
By Gabi Conti

My Mom Waited Until I Was 27 To Tell Me She Was Married Before My Dad

I always found it strange my parents have been happily married for 36 years and waited 10 years to have me. All my life, I thought my dad was my mom’s first and only husband, until I discovered that was not the case. It turns out my dad is my mom’s s…
By Gabi Conti