How To Tell Your Partner They're Bad In Bed, As Told By 15 Women Who Have Done It
Thanks to the internet and sites like ours, there truly is no shortage of advice available on how to have a satisfying and healthy sex life. As you should. But there is one topic that tends to get overlooked in all this sexual improvement talk: the bad sex we're trying to improve on in the first place. For instance, what do you do if your SO just kind of... well... sucks at sex? Are you supposed to figure out how to tell them they're bad in bed? If you’re choosing to lie to your partners, you’re only short-changing your own orgasms by faking it, but does “honesty is the best policy” always apply to folks who can’t put it down in the boudoir?
I don't think it's that simple. You don't want to make them feel bad or embarrassed because they are underperforming, particularly if you aren’t planning to have an ongoing sexual relationship with them. But you also don't want to have bad sex forever. So, what is a girl to do when the sex is just abjectly terrible?
A recent Redditor had the same question, so she put it to the good folks of Reddit. The responses were… very illuminating. As it turns out, it was pretty split between those who took on the challenge of walking their partner through their sexual shortcomings and those who didn’t say anything all, opting instead to never gave that partner another opportunity to disappoint them. They all did however all have some amazingly cringe-worthy experiences along the way. So, what do you say we pop some popcorn and gawk at these very NSFW sexual train wrecks together.
Women Who Did The Work
I communicated to them what I wanted, how I wanted it. If they were too fast, I asked them to slow down. If they went too hard, I asked for softer. If I wanted something different, I suggested it or asked them to do it. Then I gave positive feedback when something felt good so they were encouraged to keep doing it. Talk it out. Sometimes the methods above resulted in improved sex. When they didn't, and no improvements were happening or the person wasn't listening to my needs, I acknowledged that we were sexually incompatible. Then I broke things off and found someone I was more compatible with.
Maybe don't specifically let them know they are bad in bed, but instead compliment (positively reinforce) whatever they're doing well/right and suggest what they could try instead of what you're not digging.
I just tried my best to communicate what I wanted in the moment, guiding his hand(s), etc. It never really worked because we just weren't compatible sexually. It was made worse by the fact that he would "practice" lasting in his spare time to "give me more pleasure" when really it just meant bad sex for even longer. Plus, sometimes you just want a quickie. We're no longer together for many reasons, but that's definitely one of them.
Talk about what you like when you're not having sex. Communication is key to a good sex life.
Ranges from “I liked it better when you did X” to “Can you try not jabbing your fingers in there so hard?”
My fwb had some strange ideas about sex. He thought I got off giving him a blow job. He thought a woman orgasms when the man does. I wrote him an email. It was ignored. I texted him. It got no response. I told him that if there was going to be any future for us the sex would have to improve... and it has. I stopped being gentle about what I want. I showed him how I masturbate, I stopped being as giving with the bj's and I now expect him to at least try to get me off. It is working.
"I was talking to my friend who is dating a younger guy, and she was wondering how to give him feedback about how to make sex better. How should she do it?" Worked a treat. Not that my guy followed up on feedback given to him the way he wanted it, lol
Definitely not the worst here, but my BF couldn't find my vagina for somewhere around 4-6 months after we started having "sex." He'd fumble around, poke near-ish the entrance with his dick, and then just kinda hump my butt crack for a bit. Or, sometimes, he'd penetrate me and then slip out and hump my butt crack, again without noticing any difference.
So... I didn't say anything for a long time. He couldn't really get hard as it was. He had super bad performance anxiety, and it's awkward enough to have to do the "It's okay you didn't get hard" speech on a regular basis. He wouldn't let me touch him, either. After some time, I started dropping some hints, telling him he was "too far south." He'd be trying to penetrate me, and I'd tell him "You need to head north. Okay, that's too far." Then, I got more explicit.
We had a bunch of other issues going on at the time. I wasn't great at communicating, he was worse, but eventually we got to the point where I could go down on him, he could finally get erect with my help, and I could be the one to guide penetration because I at least know where my vagina is. Now, we kinda laugh and cringe at how terrible we were.
Women Who Didn’t
My ex was terrible in bed, but he was my first sexual partner, so I didn't fully realize how bad he was until I slept with someone else. I tried to communicate about it but he was very insecure so the conversation usually ended in him getting offended. I swear the guy never lasted longer than 5 minutes. And he would go nuts on protection - would totally wash himself, namely his hands, put spermicide in me with this horrible injector thing, put lube on/in, and use a condom. Then completely wash after. He spent so much more time on that than the actual sex. Urgh, it was gross. It felt so routine and unsexy.
I didn't tell them they were bad, I just stopped dating them. What I may think is bad, someone else might enjoy. I'm not going to crush someones confidence AND tell them I'm not interested in dating them again.
I didn't. He would not have been receptive to hearing that about himself as he saw himself as something of a sexual god just because he had a long dick and nice body. Sometimes I get random flashbacks of the two or three times he went down on me during our relationship and cringe.
I didn't go back for a second round. I knew his ego couldn't handle instruction, so I was one and done.
No way, he wasn't the type of guy that would have handled even a simple "When you do this it feels better." I just never slept with him again :/
I thought we had chemistry, until sex happened. He just put his entire weight on me and pumped away...all while talking to me conversationally. Like, a conversation I could have with someone over coffee. And I finally mentioned that I was sore, so then he started chit-chatting AT me about how he lasts a looooong time which is great since ladies like that.
I was young and dumb so I just kinda let it drone on, unable to really move at all under his weight...listening to him talk at me. I didn't tell him it was bad, but instead ghosted him. I felt bad about that but he didn't seem too bothered.
So why do so many women chose not to tell someone they hooked up with that they were terrible in bed? Well I’ll let one last redditor — who was responding to a man who came on the thread who asked the same thing — sum it up.
It is easier and safer to just move on. I realize that many men won't understand that the problem is their behaviour, but, safety first.
Safety first, indeed.
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