These Adam & Eve Cyber Monday 2019 Deals Are Pleasurably Perfect

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Thanksgiving is upon us, which means it's time to spend time with the fam, eat all the pie, and spend the entirety of your bank balance shopping. Black Friday and Cyber Monday are the biggest shopping days of the year, so if you plan on buying gifts this weekend, don't forget this is also the perfect opportunity to treat yourself to some sexy holiday cheer with Adam & Eve's Cyber Monday 2019 deals. Because who doesn't want a fun new toy to play with over the holidays?

If you've spent months eyeing one special little (or not-so-little) vibrator, a sexy toy to use in bed with bae, or a set of lubes to enhance your intimacy, now’s the perfect time to spoil yourself with something new, because Adam & Eve is offering some major deals. On Thanksgiving Day, score 40% off one item using the code SCORE from midnight to 11:59 p.m. From Black Friday to Sunday, Dec. 1, you can get 50% off one item when you use the code BONUS50. (That's three whole days of Black Friday, ICYMI.) The deal carries on into Cyber Monday and through Dec. 3.

If you're stoked to save but not really sure where to start, no worries. Here are nine stocking-stuffer-worthy ideas to get you started that'll put the Ho-Ho-HOMG in your holidays this year.

Adam & Eve Rechargeable Vibe

This discreet, powerful, water-proof finger vibe features 10 oh-so-pleasing functions, including vibration and pulsation. Talk about a merry Christmas.

Satisfyer Pro Traveler

Just because you're hitting the road for the holidays, doesn't mean you should miss out on self-pleasure. That’s why the Satisfyer Pro Traveler is the gift you may want to give yourself. This device uses the power of suction to stimulate the clitoris for a unique orgasmic experience.

Intimate Earth Massage Oil

This sensual massage oil is made from certified organic extracts and natural oils, including coconut and sweet almond. It’s the gift that rubs everyone the right way, literally.

Adam & Eve Condom Sampler

Stuff your stockings safely this year with the Adam & Eve condom sampler. This set includes 24 condoms — six each in four different varieties — so you can find the perfect mix of fit and sensations to take your safe sex to the next level.

Merry Memories Holiday Massage Candle Trio

Heat things up this holiday with this set of festively scented massage candles. Just light them up to heat the wax, then drizzle the oil on your partner (or yourself) for a celebration-worthy sensual massage.

Eve's Strap-On Play Set

Just because you're an adult, doesn't mean you don't deserve a new toy in your stocking. With this strap-on set, ideal for both anal and vaginal play, everyone gets to join in the holiday fun.

Venus Butterfly Remote Venus G

Watch as your holiday fantasies take flight with the Venus Butterfly vibe. This insertable vibe stimulates both the G-spot and the clitoris, and can be used solo or with a partner controlling the fun via remote.

Adam & Eve Warming Rabbit G

Whether you buy this rabbit vibe for yourself or a lucky friend, it'll have the recipient hopping with pleasure. The curved shaft features five vibration functions and heats up for double the G-spot stimulation. Plus, the clitoral stimulator hits just the right spot.

Adam & Eve Lubricants Assortment

Spice up the holiday season with this sensual sampler that includes four lubes specialized for oral, foreplay, anal, and general use. Orgasms will be the reason for the season.

Adam & Eve Intimate Curves Rechargeable Wand

This wand can truly make the holidays feel magical. Packing plenty of power, but in a smaller size than the more common personal massager, this vibe features 10 vibration functions, and it's waterproof, so it can be enjoyed in the tub or shower.

I don't know about you, but all these sound like the (merry) makings of some seriously happy holidays.