Relationships

9 Dating App Bios You Should Steal For The Holiday Season, Because They Sleigh

by Laura Moses

In case you've been hiding under a rock and haven't noticed — it's the holiday season, baby! It's time to hang up some decorations, blast some cheesy holiday tunes, and bust out your finest holiday sweater. While you're in the decorating mood, you might also want to spruce up your dating app bios with something a little more festive than your normal info! Sure, you still want to be witty, truthful, and interesting, but consider giving these dating app bio ideas for the 2018 holidays a chance!

When I'm swiping through my apps, I always find myself drawn to a bio that's funny, punny, and tells me a little bit about the person's personality. I also really love it when I can tell that someone doesn't take themselves too seriously, so making a festive update to your dating app bio can be the perfect way to let a potential match know that you're all about celebrating the holidays. Even if you don't particularly care for trimming the tree, or lighting candles, or wrapping gifts, everyone can most likely appreciate a solid holiday pun! And while you can't learn everything about someone from their bio, it's a great way to snag someone's attention and get that match!

If You Feel Like Celebrating

Stocksy/lumina
  • "I've got a latke love to give and am looking for more than eight crazy nights!"
  • "I might be the Grinch in the streets but I'm definitely Santa baby in the sheets."
  • "If your car stalls, I'll mistle-tow it. If your tree looks bland, I'll spruce it up. And if you love Christmas, I'll call you Santa-mental."

If You Know What You Want

Stocksy/SallyAnscombe
  • "'Tis the season to be jolly, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-love me please I'm so lonely."
  • "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake... is a perfect way to describe what I'm not looking for in a relationship!"
  • "I'm making a list, checking it twice, and would really love it if you were naughty and nice."

If You Have Holiday Questions

Stocksy/visualspectrum
  • "I don't think people talk enough about how one of Santa's reindeers is named Vixen. For more #holidaydeepthoughts, HMU!"
  • "Pretty sure "Frosty the Snowman" is actually about a holiday Make-A-Wish experience."
  • "Is Home Alone the perfect Christmas movie or the title of my sex tape?"

While these festive-themed dating app bios aren't totally guaranteed to put true love in your stocking this year, they might connect you with a holiday honey you've got some chemis-tree with! So turn up the tunes, pour yourself some cider, and get to updating your bio, because 'tis the season to jingle and mingle, baby!