Halloween, while being a perfect holiday in my eyes, is difficult for one reason, and one reason only: the challenge of coming up with a spectacular costume. First of all, there are so many dang options. Secondly, you want to think of something original, uniquely you, and knock-you-down funny. And third of all, you need to be able to execute it. Who has the time, though? Well, you must make time for it, my friends. And the perfect way to make sure you nail it this year is to come up with hilarious punny Halloween costume ideas that will have people, yes, rolling their eyes (because some people aren't down with that pun life), but also leave them feeling secretly, deeply jealous that they didn't come up with these ideas themselves.
But we don't need haters on Halloween. We just need puns. And candy -- lots of it. Oh, and the possibility of seeing a ghost. Is that really so much to ask for?
Strap on your thinking cap and break out the felt, guys. It's time to get going on brainstorming a costume that will have everybody at your Halloween party face-palming and asking you, “Oh, God, are you serious?”