Send Your Partner These 8 Holiday-Themed Lewds To Make Them Very Merry

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If you're cool with getting coal in your stocking this year, welcome to the club! A surefire way to cement your place on the Naughty List is to tantalize your partner with some holiday-themed lewds. And why shouldn't you? (Just make sure you get your partner's consent first. Yes, even for sexting and sending censored, sexy pics.) Because nothing says Christmas cheer like festive, spicy snapshots.

There are plenty of creative ways to bring joy to your partner's world, no matter how bad they've been this year. As you're picking up wrapping paper or grabbing some holiday home décor, scout around for photoshoot props. Fairy lights, strands of tinsel, and snow-laden fir trees will give your Yuletide lewds the perfect seasonal touch.

Of course, lewds aren't as unabashed as regular nudes. But that doesn't mean they won't make your partner's night merry and bright. Almost-obscene photos can still totally get the job done. Here are nine ideas for lewds that'll get your partner rocking around your Christmas tree, ASAP. Thank me later.

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Hot 'Fit With A NSFW Twist

Drop hints that you're a present worth unwrapping by sticking Christmas bows all over your body, over your private bits, or over whatever outfit you chose to wear for your sexy pic.

Make Their Yuletide Gay

Forget the gifts — decorations are the best part of Christmas, periodt. Lean into the glitz and glam by wrapping your body in tinsel for a holiday-themed lewd.

Emphasis On "Stuffer"

If you're a penis-owner, the phrase "stocking stuffer" is just begging for a holiday lewd. You know where to put the Christmas prop.

A Present Worth Unwrapping

Push the bounds of what defines a "lewd" by baring almost everything in this giant Christmas ribbon getup.

A Mistletoe Moment

There's a lot to not like about mistletoe. It's a cluster of poisonous berries that has historically caused people to get kissed without consent. Reclaim mistletoe and put it over the exact place you'd like your partner to kiss.

Santa Clause Is Coming To Town
Reindeer Games

A prancer, dancer, cupid, or vixen — all things you can be with your favorite brown, thotty lingerie and a reindeer headband. You're welcome!

Send your partner any of these lewds and they'll quickly find out that the best presents aren't always under the tree.