7 Blizzard Sex Craigslist Posts That Will Make You LOL The Next Time It Snows
There's something about a blizzard that kicks your brain back into a state of childlike glee — except instead of hoping for a day off of school, all you want to do is snuggle up with someone hot. Or, if not that, then at least read hilarious blizzard sex Craigslist posts written by other people on the hunt for their own personal snow bunnies. At this point, it's basically a time-honored tradition: When the weather forecast calls for a snow storm, people get horny, log onto Craigslist, and request for companions to plow snow together and get plowed.
Whether you're only looking for a laugh or actually seeking inspiration for your own blizzard booty call (get it, girl), these posts from snow storms past are all pretty brrrr-illiant.
Honestly, this guy has so much going for him.
I got booze and bud. Holla also got season 4 of friends on DVD and 15 digiorno pizzas on stack.
— via Thrillist
This guy wasted no time getting to the point.
Blizzard orgy!! Who wants to f*ck during the blizzard? Looking for my horny people who want to get a motel room and f*ck thru the Storm. Cover for room. Pic and stats. Hung men and bi women preferred!
— via NYMag.com
These girls are so Team Aidan.
Three snow bunnies in East Williamsburg seek three or more tall men in their late 20s-30s who love to cook and clean. Must be tall and over 26 years of age. We are three pretty, funny girls who work in the arts looking for three sharp men to keep us warm during the blizzard. Groups of three or more only. Architects, skaters, and high-end furniture designers encouraged to apply.
— via Nerve
Ugh, this pun. So great.
A 'sexy tight panty boy' sought assistance from 'a guy with a snow plow to plow my driveway then plow me.'
— via The Daily Dot
This actually sounds really romantic.
As we sit on the brink of a major snowstorm and prepare for a nearly shut-down NYC, I'm seeking a 20- or 30-something female who shares my excitement for snow days and wants to create the semi-romantic, mildly productive yet equally fun adult version. I'm talking endless movies, cookies, whiskey and red wine, occasional work on a strictly as-needed basis, potential igloo-making in a private garden and making out. The latter part obviously depends on attraction and compatibility and can of course escalate to more serious sexual acts, so let's chalk it up as a nice-have.
— via Huffington Post
This guy threw in his Netflix password, which feels really serious to me.
Seeking snuggle buddy for upcoming blizzard. Will make u pancakes and coffee and hot chocolate all day. You'll also get my Netflix password. I have lots of thick blankets and interesting books to read if we get snowed in.
— via CNN
This girl just wants to have a good time.
So, I don't know if you heard but it's pissing white from the sky! What better way to enjoy the elements than a full on snow day cuddle? Think about it. Netflix, snuggling, cookies, vodka, snow-ball fights, and anything else our eager adult brains can think of! Me? Late 20s, successful, fit, energetic, fun. You? Willing to embrace this sh*t-storm with someone awesome.
— via The Gloss
Who's praying for snow?
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