40 Christmas Tree Puns For Instagram, If You're All About That "Hot Pine Bling"

Oh, Christmas tree. Oh, Christmas tree. How excited are we to see you! You know we can finally get into the holiday spirit the second we see a Christmas tree go up. I don't care what anyone says — it is never too soon to put up your tree and decorate it for the season. Seriously though, who doesn't love the aroma of fresh pine and seeing all of the twinkly lights and beautiful ornaments fill up your living room? A holiday tree is certainly a sight to see, which is why you need Christmas tree puns for Instagram when you want to post that magical pic you snap of your holiday masterpiece.

Having a punny caption for your Insta-worthy post is like putting the star on top of the tree; it just makes it complete. And just as you're breaking out all of your ornaments and decorations from the back of your closet right now, we've gathered these 40 Christmas tree, lights, and decoration puns for you to use. You can document your holiday decorating process, your trip to the tree farm with your squad, or every time you spot a Christmas tree makes your day super enchanting.

Needless to say, get ready to take a boomerang of all of the flashing lights on your tree, because we're ready to rock around it. Don't stress to find the right caption, because you can use any one of these puns. Think of it as our present just for you, nicely wrapped under the tree. Although, you don't have to wait until Dec. 25 to open it. May your days be merry and bright as you have yourself a tree-mendous Christmas.

1. "Birch, please!" — Unknown

2. "Guacin' around the Christmas tree." — Unknown

3. "Have a tree-mendous Christmas." — Unknown

4. "Christmas tree hugger." — Unknown

5. "Lit AF." — Unknown


6. "I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree u can leaf me alone I don't care about ur opineon if u disagreen." — Unknown

7. "I can feel your presents." — Unknown

8. "Are you oakay? Yes, I'm pine!" — Unknown

9. "I'm all lit up like a Christmas tree." — Janey Clewer & Randy Waldman

10. "You light up my life." — Debby Boone


11. "Watts up." — Unknown

12. "Thanks for helping to make my future bright." — Unknown

13. "May your days be merry and bright." — White Christmas

14. "Never fir-get." — Unknown

15. "I love you a whole watt." — Unknown


16. "Can I get a watt watt?" — Unknown

17. "Delight." — Unknown

18. "You light me up." — Birdy

19. "You've got a lot of balls coming here dressed like that!" — Unknown

20. "Tree rex." — Unknown


21. "Throwing shade." — Unknown

22. "So fresh." — Unknown

23. "Advice from a tree: Stand tall and proud, go out on a limb, remember your roots, drink plenty of water, be content with your natural beauty, and enjoy the view." — Unknown

24. "Everyone is rooting for you." — Unknown

25. "I've been hooked on Christmas trees my whole life." — Unknown


26. #BallinUnknown

27. "Hanging with you this season." — Unknown

28. 'Deck the halls, yo.' — Rapping paper." — Unknown

29. "I pine for you." — Unknown

30. "Hot pine bling." — Unknown


31. "I like hanging with you." — Unknown

32. "The tree's not the only thing getting lit this year." — Unknown

33. "Ornamentary, my dear Watt-son." — Unknown

34. "Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters? They both drop needles." — Unknown

35. "You light up my Christmas." — Unknown


36. "Fir, sure." — Unknown

37. "Two's company. Tree's a crowd." — Unknown

38. "Don't get your tinsel in a tangle." — Unknown

39. "Oh chemistree, oh chemistree." — Unknown

40. "Our poetree." — Unknown