There are some things in life that just require cake, most especially your birthday. Childhood nostalgia is necessary at times when you want to go for some pretty wild cake decorations and a fun flavor. Hey, it's your special day, after all, and the spotlight deserves to be shining ever so brightly on you. Plus, you have to admit that a pretty slice of cake looks uber cute on the 'Gram when paired with the perfect captions for birthday cake.
Maybe you have a sweet tooth, and are an "any kind of sugar goes" kind of person. Or maybe chocolate cake is your kryptonite (because, yes, you're a damn superhero). You may very well be out celebrating with the squad and want to snap a cute birthday picture. This post is specifically meant for you, because everyone deserves some cake on their birthday. Somewhere in these 40 sugary sweet captions is your perfect match for when you are celebrating you.
1. "Life is short, eat the cake."
2. "Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to at more cake."
3. "Birthday cake calories don't count."
4. "All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much." — The Beatles, "It's All Too Much"
5. "Let them eat cake." — Marie Antoinette
6. "A party without cake is just a meeting." — Julia Child
7. "Life's too short to say no to cake."
8. "A balanced diet is having a piece of cake in each hand."
9. "How do I like my eggs? Umm, in a cake."
10. "Enjoy life and eat cake."
11. "Happiness is knowing there is cake in the oven."
12. "If there's a whisk, there's a way."
13. "It's cupcake o'clock."
14. "It's been an emotional day, even the cake is in tiers."
15. "There is nothing a cupcake can't solve."
16. "If eating cake is wrong, I don't want to be right." — Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls
17. "There's always room for cake."
18. "Keep calm and eat all the frosting."
19. "Cake: the breakfast of champions."
20. "Good cake isn't cheap, cheap cake isn't good."
21. "Got cake? 'Cause I can hook you up."
22. "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not."
24. "Cake is the answer. Who cares what the question is?"
25. "No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a slice of cake."
26. "I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere."
27. "Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people." — Audrey Hepburn
28. "If we are what we eat, well, I am pretty sweet."
29. "Cupcakes are muffins that believe in miracles."
30. "I want to be the girl with the most cake." — Hole, "Doll Parts"
31. "There's nothing a cupcake can't solve."
32. "Whip it. Whip it good." — Devo, "Whip It"
33. "Life is short. Eat the cake."
34. "Cake is for life, not just for birthdays."
35. "You can't be sad when you're holding a cupcake."
36. "You can't buy happiness but you can buy cake and that's kind of the same thing."
37. "Cake is mostly air, right?"
38. "Yeah, abs are great... but have you tried cake?"
39. "I keep a fork in my purse, just in case cake happens."
40. "Pro tip: Keep cake moist by eating it all in one sitting."
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