4 Zodiac Signs Who Own The Most Vibrators & Love To Get Buzzy
What's in your naughty drawer? Do you have a few discrete items that you keep handy to pull out for a private moment, or when you're with someone special? Is it overflowing with so much gadgetry that it's practically an X-rated Apple store? If it's the latter, then chances are you're one of the zodiac signs who own the most vibrators, and really get a buzz from sexy tech. Honestly, with so many cool vibes available, who could blame you for amassing such a vast collection? Don't get me wrong, collecting anything is fun, but not all collections can give you multiple orgasms. Just sayin'.
While all the signs in the zodiac can appreciate a good sex toy, there are a few who can be more likely to stock up on them. These are the signs that like to keep things really playful in bed, and so, they like to have a variety of vibrating options handy to spice up any occasion. They can also be zodiac signs that just appreciate how effective the technology is, and how oh-so-well they get the job done. Finally, these signs tend to be very in touch with their sensual sides, so to them, collecting anything that produces physical pleasure is money well spent. With that said, here are the most, ahem... buzzworthy signs in the zodiac.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 — Nov. 21)
Anyone can have a sex drawer, but Scorpio is most likely to have a sex closet. That's because this sign has no shortage of passion. Ruled by Pluto, the heavenly body associated with power and transformation, this sign tends to prefer being the more dominant lover who loves to give their partner pleasure, and they are happy to use every tool in their toolkit — literally. Honestly, sex toys are hot, so is it really a surprise that this sign would have one or 20 on hand?
Capricorn (Dec. 22 — Jan. 19)
While an earth sign like Capricorn may not be the first sign that comes to mind when considering playful and passionate lovers, they should be. That’s because, whatever Capricorn sets their mind to, they intend to excel at. Yes, that includes in the bedroom. This motivation to be the very best in and out of bed is thanks to the drive and passion for success that ruling planet Saturn encourages in them. It also means they're going to go above and beyond to make sure everyone has a great time in the boudoir, and what's more efficient and effective than a vibe?
Aquarius (Jan. 20 — Feb. 18)
Aquarius will always be drawn to anything technological, thanks to their ruling planet Uranus. They tend to stay on top of advancements in various fields and have boundless curiosity, so of course they're the first to pick up every vibe that promises new and improved settings and sensations. Over time, that curiosity can lead to two things: A drawer completely full of vibrators in various shapes and sizes, and plenty of smiles.
Pisces (Feb. 19 — March 20)
If there's one thing you should know about Pisces, it's that aside from having a big, loving heart, they also have a rich and varied fantasy life. This is a sign that loves the idea of romance and sex as much as they do the real thing. With an imagination this vivid and a penchant for passion, it's hardly any surprise they'd be willing to splurge on various vibes to help keep their fantasy life extra spicy.
Vibrators are a lot of fun, so if you happen to be one of these signs and already have a slew of adult goodies, good for you. Go on and get yours. If you aren’t one of these signs but you’ve always wanted to splurge on a fancy vibe, treat yourself! You deserve it.