36 Rose Puns For Instagram That'll Make Your Valentine's Day Bloom

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"Roses are red. Violets are blue." Your Valentine's Day pic is super cute, and the caption should be, too. There's nothing more quintessential for Valentine's Day than a bouquet of red roses, in my opinion. If you have a very thoughtful bae, an incredible best friend, or you're just treating yourself (because you totally deserve it), receiving a bouquet of roses is incredibly romantic. You might want to show off all of that beauty on Instagram, because who doesn't like a picture of roses? The only problem is everyone else will be posting pictures of their flowers as well. Set your pic apart from the rest with rose pun Instagram captions.

You don't have all of the time in the world to come up with a caption on the big day. You'll be too busy having a romantic date with bae, or going out with your besties. That's why this list of puns is perfect for when you're in a time crunch. Don't waste a moment trying to come up with the words on your own, and instead, post that pic right away with any of these as captions:

For When You Decide To Stop And Smell The Rose Puns


1. "My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I'm not sure what it stems from, but it seems likely I'll be stuck with it."

2. "Puns 'n' roses."

3. "Rose to the occasion."

4. "Thanks a bunch."

5. "I love you bunches."

6. "My loves stems deep."

7. "My love flowers like a rose."

8. "This is a budding romance."

If The Real Way To Your Heart Is Actually Some Rosé, And Not A Bouquet

9. "Stop and smell the rosé."

10. "Rosé the day away."

11. "Rosé is pink. Champagne is too. I really like wine, but I love you."

12. "Love the wine you're with."

13. "No way, rosé."

14. "Will you accept this rosé."

15. "I love your rosé cheeks."

16. "Rosé is bae."

For When You're Thankful For Your Rose Buds

17. "Roses are red. Plants are green. My buds are my babies and I am their queen."

18. "To the person who rose me right."

19. "Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large, and none of it's for you."

20. "Don't stop beleafing."

21. "Hey bud, how's it growing?"

22. "I rose above it."

23. "We will have a blooming good time."

24. "Show your true colors."


For All Of The Other Beautiful Flowers In Your Bouquet

25. "Sometimes I love you tulip much."

26. "We're mint to be."

27. "I love it when you call me big poppy."

28. "I dig gardening."

29. "I think you're dandy, and I'm not lion."

30. "If you were a flower, you'd be a damn-delion."

31. "I'm proud to be yorchid."

32. "What in carnation?"

33. "Not a daisy goes by that I don't think of you."

34. "Our tulips should kiss."

35. "I lilac you."

36. "I know I'm a lily bit naughty sometimes, but thanks for putting up with me."