34 Halloween Witch Puns For Your Witchy Girl Crew Photos

On Halloween night, you and your squad are most likely planning on taking over. Whether you're going out on the town, or staying in for a spooktacular party, you know nothing is more powerful than a group of festive, witchy women who are up to no good. You'll all be dressed to have the spotlight shine on you all night long, so a group photo is absolutely in order. Grab your girls, and have a mini photo session in your Halloween costumes, and don't hesitate one second in posting right away. All you need to cast the perfect spell is a list of Halloween witch puns for your Instagram snaps.

Let's be real here, it's essentially just like the perfect witches brew concoction — a great photo, and witty pun to go along with it. You'll have everyone under your spell, aka, raking up all the likes. You and your girls would totally make the Sanderson Sisters from Hocus Pocus jealous. If you're struggling to come up with one on your own, we've magically assembled 34 witch puns for you to use.

They can be for your party pictures, or the first photo you take before you head out for the night. These puns are funny and fierce, and can totally work for any girl crew who loves witches, Halloween, all things spooktacular, and even all of the Harry Potter fans out there. So, it's time to stir until a bubbling boil, because "something wicked this way comes." Or, as I like to call it, a hella awesome Instagram post is coming your way. Cheers, witches, to one wickedly awesome All Hallows' Eve.

For When You Put A Spell On Everyone To Party All Night Long

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1. "Witch better have my booze." — Unknown

2. "Witch better have my candy." — Unknown

3. "Witches be crazy." — Logan J. Hunder

4. "Come witch me." — Unknown

5. "I'm here for the boos." — Unknown

For When You Know You're #SquadGoals And Want Everyone Else To Know It, Too

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6. "Bow down, witches." — Unknown

7. "Basic witch." — Unknown

8. "Cheers, witches!" — Unknown

9. "What up, my witches?" — Unknown

10. "Witching you a very haunted Halloween." — Unknown

For All Of The Diehard Harry Potter Fans Out There Who No Muggle Will Ever Truly Understand

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11. "Here's a riddle. Voldemort." — Unknown

12. "I Neville wanna be without you." — Unknown

13. "Knock Knock. Who's there? You know? You know who? Exactly." — Unknown

For All Your Wickedly Sassy Pictures, Because *Witch, Please*

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14. "Son of a witch!" — Unknown

15. "Bad witch." — Unknown

16. "Witch, please!" — Unknown

17. "Boss ass witch." — Unknown

18. "Quit your witchin'." — Dakota Cassidy and Hollie Jackson

For The Silly Squad Who Loves To Be Really Punny

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19. "I know how to drive a stick." — Unknown

20. "Bewitcha in a minute." — Unknown

21. "Resting witch face." — Unknown

22. "Witch and famous." — Unknown

23. "If the broom fits." — Unknown

24. "Keep calm and carry a wand." — Unknown

For The Witchy Crew Who Actually Defines #SquadGhouls

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25. "Where my ghouls at?" — Unknown

26. "Squad ghouls." — Unknown

27. "Creepin it real." — Unknown

28. "Eat, drink, and be scary." — Unknown

29. "If you've got it, haunt it." — Rose Pressey

30. "Me and my ghoulfriends." — Rose Pressey

For The Witches Who Love Their Boiling Brew More Than Anything

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31. "Everything I brew, I brew it for you." — Unknown

32. "It's a brewtiful day." — Unknown

33. "Just brew it." — Unknown

34. "You're brewtiful." — Unknown