29 SantaCon Instagram Captions That Are Way More Lit Than A Christmas Tree

Once the holidays roll around, it truly becomes the most wonderful time of the year to sip mulled wine by the fire and deck the halls. Along with the holiday cheer, cookie swaps, Michael Bublé's Christmas album set on repeat, and wine bar hopping with the girls (necessary), many of us have a staple boozy event at the very top of our bucket list to ring in this jolly season. That, my friends, is SantaCon. If you and your crew of elves, polar bears, Santa's helpers, and Saint Nicks are set to take on the city streets in festive fashion, you'll need to be equipped with several solid SantaCon Instagram captions that are set to sleigh all day long.

This insanely fun holiday bar crawl is celebrated in cities across the globe, and some of them begin as early as the end of November. So, round up the reindeer, grab your Santa hats and ugly holiday sweaters, and get ready for a day filled with beer and Santas (quite literally) everywhere you look. Whether you're on Santa's naughty (likely) or nice list this year, here are 29 captions for SantaCon that are way more lit than your Christmas tree. You're very welcome. If these gems are more lit than you and your friends are going to be at this jolly celebration, that's very questionable.

1. "It's all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list." — Unknown

2. "Go home, Christmas. You're drunk." — Unknown

3. "Don't get your tinsel in a tangle." — Unknown

4. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red." — Unknown

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5. "I think Christmas is a wonderful time for drinking. And also after and before Christmas plus all the other days." — Unknown

6. "We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup." — Buddy from Elf

7. "It's the most wonderful time to drink beer." — Unknown

8. "One day of coal. 364 days of fun. I'll take my chances." — Unknown

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9. "Dear Santa, I'm writing to tell you I've been naughty and it was worth it." — Unknown

10. "Merry Christmas, you filthy animal." — Home Alone

11. "I destroyed your other gifts, because I'm the only one you need." — Unknown

12. "I should be playing in the winter snow, but I’mma be under the mistletoe with you." — Justin Bieber, "Mistletoe"

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13. "Keep calm and get your ho ho ho on." — Unknown

14. "Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight." — Eartha Kitt, "Santa Baby"

15. "Sweet but twisted... Does that make me a candy cane?" — Unknown

16. "Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring. I don't mean on the phone." — Eartha Kitt, "Santa Baby"

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17. "I want something that lasts forever. So kiss me on this cold December night." — Michael Bublé, "Cold December Night"

18. "Been an awful good girl, Santa baby." — Eartha Kitt, "Santa Baby"

19. "Come and trim my Christmas tree, with some decorations bought at Tiffany's." — Eartha Kitt, "Santa Baby"

20. "Santa can you hear me, I signed my letter that I sealed with a kiss." — Britney Spears, "My Only Wish This Year"

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21. "Can't be alone under the mistletoe. He's all I want and a big red bow." — Britney Spears, "My Only Wish This Year"

22. "Let's get lit." — Unknown

23. "Eat, drink, and be merry." — Unknown

24. "Christmas is too sparkly... said no one ever." — Unknown

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25. "Sippin' eggnog with a little sprinkle of vanilla." — Busta Rhymes, "Drummer Boy"

26. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas." — Bing Crosby, "White Christmas"

27. "Dear Santa, I've been good all year. OK, most of the time. OK, once in awhile. Oh f*ck it. I will buy my own sh*t." — Someecards

28. "Here's to spiked eggnog, mistletoe smooches, tacky sweaters..." — Unknown

29. "As long as we have wine, the holidays will be fine." — Unknown