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15 ‘Game Of Thrones’-Inspired Texts To Send Your Crush That’ll Have Them Pledging Your House

The quickest way for me to come down with a case of writer’s block is by staring at my phone trying to compose a text to a crush. In that scenario, I usually try to think about the kinds of things I personally like to hear. Humor is the quickest route to my heart, but add to that anything to do with my absolute obsession, Game of Thrones, and you've got a winning message. I know I'm not the only one, so if you're looking for Game Of Thrones-inspired texts to send your crush, look no further, because I've got you covered.

Game Of Thrones has been around long enough that the average fan will understand some standard references. ("You know nothing, Jon Snow.") But if the object of your affection happens to be a super fan, don't fret. There's plenty herer for them to geek out on. It also doesn't hurt that Game Of Thrones is a super-sexy show — if frequently problematic in the romance department — so there's plenty of material here to help you get your texting flirt on. So, if your crush is the type who appreciates someone talking nerdy to them, then here's some Westerosi-approved inspiration to help get you started. Warning: Things are about to get hot... dragon-fire hot.

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1. Get over here so I can make you do what winter does… come. 🔥

2. I think your mom must be Melisandre, because cutie, you are a total smoke show. 🔥🔥🔥

3. Valar Getoverherus… or whatever's Valyrian for "get your fine a** over here." 😜

4. Next time I’m see you I'm gonna “bend the knee,” if you know what I’m saying.

5. The night is dark and full of terrors, so why don't you come over here and cuddle with me.

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6. I think the only way to get through the Long Night is together.

7. Thinking about you is getting me hotter than when Cersei blew up the Sept with wildfire. 🔥💥🔥

8. Tonight I'm gonna show you why I'm a highborn in the streets and wilding in the sheets.

9. Tonight I'll be Lyanna. You can be Rhaegar and show me your Tower of Joy.

10. Why be King in the North when you can be King in my South? 😏

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11. I keep picturing you like Jon Snow with no clothes on: Stark naked.

12. Why don't you make like Azor Ahai and be the stallion that mounts the world — and by "the world," I mean me. 😜

13. Thinking about you got me like Beric Dondarrion's sword... on fire!

14. I hope you're not a white walker, because I've got the hots for you.

15. When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die... But when you play the game of ~bones~, everybody wins, so let’s do that instead. 😘

Who knew Game Of Thrones was so freaky? Oh, right... everyone who's ever watched it. There's no shortage of flirting inspiration in the seven kingdoms, and we’ve only got a handful of weeks left to put it to good use, so fire up those texting fingers and make your very own alliance with someone to weather the Long Night with, starting tonight.