But Matt Jones' “World's Fastest Fruit Salad” is not stupid nor meaningless: It's brilliant.
In the video, a man (presumably, Jones himself) whips up a huge fruit salad, complete with watermelon, cantaloupe, pineapples and berries -- all in under two minutes.
He cuts the fruit with impeccable elegance as some top 40 song I don't know the name of (nor care to know the name of) plays in the background. With every swish of his knife, he breaks down each fruit into bite-sized, salad-ready chunks.
How he manages to miss chopping his fingers off is a mystery to me, but this real-life fruit ninja-ry will definitely blow your mind.
It will also, probably, make you hungry.
Here's your lunchtime treat. Enjoy.