There's A Guy Going Around Taking Sh*ts On People's Cars In His Town
Officers are on the hunt for "the bowel movement bandit": a villain who has been terrorizing a quiet suburban community in Akron, Ohio.
What has the culprit been doing to this poor town, you ask? He's taking dumps on parked cars and children's toys.
You know, normal criminal stuff.
Authorities say they are looking for a man responsible for defecating on 19 parked cars since May 2012.
One man who lives in the neighborhood decided to install a security camera facing his driveway after his car was sh*t on at least eight times this year.
The diligent resident originally thought someone must have been fighting with his son, and was leaving the friendly little reminders for his boy at their home.
But, after his surveillance -- which he took from 5:30 and 6:30 am on March 12 -- caught a grown man with his pants around his ankles dropping a load on their car, the neighbor decided to turn over his footage to police.
The community has been getting sh*t on for over three years now, and residents say neighbors were beginning to turn on one another.
Community members were playing the blame game and becoming suspicious of each other.
Luckily, the new evidence should make finding this guy easy enough. All they have to do is wait for the bowel movement bandit to mark his territory one more time.