CUTE PREGNANCY ANNOUNCEMENTS, YESSSSSSSS.
Pregnancies these days are essentially measured in social media footprints first and gender, health and number of fingers or toes the babies have second.
That’s why Tom Fletcher's announcement of his wife's pregnancy wins the game.
Other couples with a child on the way, you better step it the eff up.
If your pregnancy announcement video doesn't have Hollywood-caliber production value, a visual effects crew, sound mixers and a cameo by Pitbull, then I don't want to see it.
Also, “player two loading” is my new favorite way to say you are expecting a baby.
It’s more modern than, “I've got a bun in the oven” and less aggressive than, “DANNY! CHILDREN ARE IN ME!”