Man Persuades 39 GFs To Tattoo His Name On Them
I once had a nightmare that someone tattooed a name onto my face.
It was horrifying. I woke up in cold sweat and ran to my bedroom mirror to make sure it was just a dream. Then, I made a pact with myself that I would never let it happen IRL.
Don't get me wrong: I love tattoos. I only have one right now, but I'd like to get more in the future.
Most of the time, I find tattoos super attractive. But in the case of Ryan Wibberley and Kourtney Leigh, they're definitely not.
This ink-obsessed couple took their loyalty to a new level... to say the least.
Ryan, a 23-year-old tattoo artist, is dating Kourtney Leigh. According to Metro, he tattooed his name to her forehead.
In script, he wrote "Ryan" above one eye and "Wibbo" above the other.
While describing his tattoo work on the woman, he reportedly said,
I've branded her like Heinz Beans.
RUN, KOURTNEY. RUN!
Kourtney's forehead isn't Wibberley's only work, though. Apparently, he's persuaded 39 ex-girlfriends to get his name tattooed on them.
He allegedly talked to The Sun about how he usually goes about tattooing his ex-lovers. He stated,
I just get p*ssed up and I get my tattoo gun out. It's a laugh. It's not taking advantage because they want it done.
Are you SURE they want it done? Because I don't know too many chicks who'd want their boyfriend's name plastered across their foreheads.
Apparently, Wibberley had Kourtney's name tattooed on his hand.
But that's no big deal because he already has 50 other tattoos all over his body. But I guess I'll give him credit: None of them are of another woman's name, though.
Classy AF. I know.
Metro described how Kourtney explained her reasoning behind getting the tattoo. She allegedly said,
I do it because he's paranoid and wants to have me branded. He thinks it'll put other men off.
Girl, you need a little more confidence than that. Any guy who demands to have his name tattooed on you should be avoided at all costs.