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Donald Trump's Resume Fixed To Be More Accurate

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Someone just made a new resume for Donald Trump, and it's brutally accurate.

The resume was created by Kate Harmer and her colleagues at Hum Creative, and they didn't hold back in reminding people Trump is a historically unqualified candidate.

This election is unprecedented in a number of ways.

We have the first female presidential nominee for a major political party in US history.

We also have an orange, racist, misogynistic, narcissistic man-child with zero political experience.

Trump is the first person to become the presidential nominee for a major political party without ever holding elected office since Dwight D. Eisenhower.

Eisenhower helped the Allies win World War II in Europe.

Trump is a former reality TV star who takes pleasure in firing people.

One was clearly more prepared for the presidency.

These are the type of facts this impeccably constructed resume for Trump points out.

Will you hire The Donald?

Don't listen to the "haters and losers," hire "The Donald."

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Experience is overrated.

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Donald Trump's companies have filed for bankruptcy more than four times. Sad!

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Qualifications: Hold on, it's loading... Oh wait, he has none.

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Trump wants you to know that he's the smartest man alive, and you don't have to feel bad about being a stupid loser.

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Did you guys know a former Imperial Wizard of the KKK is a big fan of Trump?

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Trump has skills. He has the best skills. No one has better skills than him.

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All of us are idiots for paying taxes so that we can have a functioning country. But Trump is a genius.

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Trump is very popular. So popular that neither our current president nor any of the former living presidents have endorsed him.

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Only losers waste their time volunteering, and Trump, who once lost nearly $1 billion in a single year, is definitely not a loser.

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If you would like to hire Donald Trump for president, since he's clearly very well suited for the job, make sure you're registered to vote.

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There are just 32 days until the election, so make sure your voice is heard.