Today's unlikely source of inspiration comes from a group of little girls who endorsed Hillary Clinton with hilariously blunt letters -- because nothing says, "VOTE FOR ME," like the sound of innocent children reading from rainbow-colored crayon.
It would be sickening if it wasn't so funny.
Hillary posted the slick video on Twitter. Producers have basically picked the best lines from different kids and mashed them all together to make the perfect letter.
Here's what it looks like written down:
Dear Mrs Clinton, I'm so excited you have a chance to become the first woman president because, from George Washington to Barack Obama, it is ridiculous that there has never been a female president before. Forty-four boys is too many! It will be hard work to be a grandma and president, but I know you can do it. I hope you encourage people to help save the Earth. Fight for world peace. I would like to see an end to killing by guns. You inspire me so that I can be who I want to be when I grow up.
A large portion of the video is inaudible as the inspirational background music reaches peak decibel.
The best line, which isn't read out but is clearly visible in pink crayon, is,
Girls rule, boys drool.
Please take that into consideration on voting day.