Tiny Detail On Obama's LinkedIn Profile Will Make You Reach For The Tissues

by John Haltiwanger

Do you miss Barack Obama?

Are you tired of Donald Trump's nonsensical Twitter rants and man-baby antics?

Do you wake up every morning terrified to look at the news?

Are you afraid America's new president is going to start a nuclear war that brings about a post-apocalyptic world similar to the "The Walking Dead" in which we all become cannibals?

Well, you might want to avoid visiting Barack Obama's LinkedIn profile anytime in the near future. It will likely give you the same feeling as seeing your ex post photos with his or her new boo.

Obama's LinkedIn page is FAKE NEWS. Sad!

The former president's LinkedIn profile says he's "President of the United States of America." But, sadly, we all know this is no longer true.

He was replaced by a man who spent years perpetuating a racist conspiracy theory about him. Well done, America! You really outdid yourself this time.

Why are you teasing us like this, Obama? The nostalgia is overwhelming, bruh. So many feels.


His profile also features this quote,

You, the American people, reminded us that while our road has been hard, while our journey has been long, we have picked ourselves up, we have fought our way back and we know in our hearts that for the United States of America the best is yet to come.

Look, Obama, we get that you're on vacation, loving life and trying not to look at the dumpster fire America has become under your orange, tiny-handed narcissistic successor.

But please, update your LinkedIn. We can't take this anymore.

We miss your inspirational speeches, swag, undying faith in America, unapologetic optimism and ability to take criticism without going on a Twitter tantrum. And, of course, we miss Michelle.

This has been a rough breakup, dude. We're no longer in a relationship. Please acknowledge that.

Sincerely, America.

Citations: Barack Obama hasn't updated his LinkedIn page and now we're even more depressed (Mashable)