Personally, I already thought the US had seen enough of Donald Trump. I was wrong... so very wrong.
Naked statues of Donald Trump have been popping up across New York, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Seattle and Cleveland, thanks to a Cleveland-based artist part of the activist collective called INDECLINE.
Of course, when it comes to the statue's genitalia, let's just say that the Trump figure isn't exactly saluting at full-mast, let alone half-mast.
Um, how else can I put this? Trump doesn't have a strong showing in his recent poll. Hmm, no. I can do better.
You know what? Why don't I let NYC Parks Department spokesperson Sam Biederman's savage reply to the naked statue's appearance in Union Park do all the talking.
Get the calamine lotion out because that burn was insane. The NYC Parks Dept. just became a Comedy Central roast of Donald Trump's penis.
Of course, as the drama over the statue unfolded, Twitter exploded.
This is truly the ultimate butt of the joke.
Baby it's cold outside!
Do you think the real Donald Trump is screaming "I WAS IN THE POOL" a la George Constanza right about now?
By the way, if you're curious about what the plaque says at the base of the statue, give it a read for yourself.
Whoa, did someone just turn on "The Wonder Years?" Because this plaque is Fred Savage-levels of savage.
Elite Daily's own Alexandra Svokos was at Union Square to witness the dismantling of the statue. What was left behind is something only Quentin Tarantino might find desirable.
I think these are the only foot-longs will be seeing from this statue (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).
Goodbye, Naked Trump. May flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
A Parks Department employee took the statue away to an undisclosed location, but if it ends up in this worker's living room, I wouldn't be surprised.
Just look at all those Trump bits scattered all over the place. Clean up on aisle Donald, am I right?
I think I can say that we were all a little proud to be an American today.