Parker the pug works at the Park Hyatt Chicago hotel. She's new there, but she's learning the ropes pretty quick.
The Park Hyatt is one of those incredibly fancy five-star hotels with robust white towels that you see in movies, but will never stay in.
Now, since you have never stayed in a hotel like that, you don't know hotels like it surprisingly have really sh*tty employees.
Take Parker, for example. The hotel hired her just because of her looks, but she's totally useless. I honestly don't know what has happened to the service industry.
I mean, chick doesn't even have opposable thumbs.
I know this is controversial to say, but I think it's just sad a hard-working human American is having a job stolen by an animal who is dating a chair leg.