The 10 Most Ridiculously Insane Lines From Miley Cyrus' New Album

by Stephanie Ironson

Miley Cyrus has undoubtedly succeeded in shedding her Hannah Montana skin by showing the world.... a sh*t ton of skin.

She is no longer singing pop ballads about having a crush on the new boy at school; she's preaching how she wants you "to bang her box."

The host of this year's MTV Video Music Awards, clad in a range of colorful, revealing outfits, announced a surprise album release after her show-ending performance.

Miley's new album, Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz, became available online seconds after the announcement was made.

Complete with 26 songs, the album pays tribute to Miley's recent relationships, pot-loving activism and deceased pets. Miley's artistic vision for the album comes to life through producers Wayne Coyne of The Flaming Lips, Mike WiLL Made-It and Oren Yoel. Not to mention the deep, melodic lyrics written by Miley herself.

We've compiled the top 10 best lines from Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz. Check it out.

1. "Dooo It"

Yeah I smoke pot, yeah I love peace, but I don't give a f*ck, I ain't no hippie.

2. "F*ckin F*cked Up"

Alright this is really f*cked up but, but, but, f*cked up, f*cked up, f*cked up, f*cked up, f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*cked up f-f-f*cked up.

3. "BB Talk"

You know what, in the beginning it was like we were f*cking homies and shit and then all of a sudden you start with some f*cking baby goo-goo tongue down my f*cking throat. I mean, you put me in these f*cking situations where I look like a dumbs bitch and I'm not a f*cking dumbs bitch. You know, like, I hate all that f*cking PDA,I probably hate it more than your f*cking friends do. You know, it's sweet and you couldn't be more opposite of my last d*ckhead, but you know I just, I don't know if I can get over the f*cking goo.

4. "Bang Me Box"

I want you to bang my box.

5. "Milky, Milky, Milk"

Your tongue milking me so hard, and from sucking on your nipples, licking milky, milky stars.

6. "Slab of Butter (Scorpion)"

I'm 'bout to get f*cked up, wanna get f*cked up? F*cked up.

7. "I'm So Drunk"

I'm so drunk I can't even explain how I feel right now.

8. "I Forgive Yiew"

How dare you bring another chick in our bed, you're lucky I'm doing yoga or you might be dead.

9. "Pablow the Blowfish"

Pablow the Blowfish I miss you so much, Pablow the Blowfish I miss you so bad. On Saturday night we all went out to eat, but I can never decide, so someone chose sushi, I got soup, and I ordered rice, but watching my friends eat my friends, ruined my appetite.

10. "Miley Tibetan Bowlzzz"

The final song on the track is 2:10 minutes of Miley crooning to spiritual presumable Tibetan music. It's actually pretty relaxing and great for some calm breathing exercises after absorbing the rest of the album.

You can download Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz here.