The 10 Most Ridiculously Insane Lines From Miley Cyrus' New Album

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Miley Cyrus has undoubtedly succeeded in shedding her Hannah Montana skin by showing the world.... a sh*t ton of skin.

She is no longer singing pop ballads about having a crush on the new boy at school; she's preaching how she wants you "to bang her box."

The host of this year's MTV Video Music Awards, clad in a range of colorful, revealing outfits, announced a surprise album release after her show-ending performance.

Miley's new album, Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz, became available online seconds after the announcement was made.

Complete with 26 songs, the album pays tribute to Miley's recent relationships, pot-loving activism and deceased pets. An interesting thematic combination, to say the least.

Miley's artistic vision for the album comes to life through producers Wayne Coyne of The Flaming Lips, Mike WiLL Made-It and Oren Yoel. Not to mention the deep, melodic lyrics written by Miley herself.

We've compiled the top 10 best lines from Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz. Check it out.

1. "Dooo It"

Yeah I smoke pot, yeah I love peace, but I don't give a f*ck, I ain't no hippie.

This is the catchy chorus of the first song on the album. It's super confusing because we had no idea Miley smoked weed! The song ends with this poignant line:

Why do they put the dick in the pussy? F*ck you.

Valid question.

2. "F*ckin F*cked Up"

Alright this is really f*cked up but, but, but, f*cked up, f*cked up, f*cked up, f*cked up, f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*cked up f-f-f*cked up.

If you just read that and said to yourself, "Wow, yes puh-lease!" then I suggest downloading this one ASAP because that is the entirety of the 50-second song.

3. "BB Talk"

You know what, in the beginning it was like we were f*cking homies and shit and then all of a sudden you start with some f*cking baby goo-goo tongue down my f*cking throat. I mean, you put me in these f*cking situations where I look like a dumbs bitch and I'm not a f*cking dumbs bitch. You know, like, I hate all that f*cking PDA,I probably hate it more than your f*cking friends do. You know, it's sweet and you couldn't be more opposite of my last d*ckhead, but you know I just, I don't know if I can get over the f*cking goo.

It was really hard to narrow down a single portion of this song. In a stream of consciousness speaking voice, Miley calls out an ex for some weird f*cking baby talk PDA.

I don't really blame Miley. If a guy did this to me (especially in front of his mom?!), I'd write a diary entry that would look identical to this.

4. "Bang Me Box"

I want you to bang my box.

This is the repeated hook of the song. Like, that's it.

5. "Milky, Milky, Milk"

Your tongue milking me so hard, and from sucking on your nipples, licking milky, milky stars.

Spoiler: This song has nothing to do with cows.

6. "Slab of Butter (Scorpion)"

I'm 'bout to get f*cked up, wanna get f*cked up? F*cked up.

This line is repeated four times in a row.

7. "I'm So Drunk"

I'm so drunk I can't even explain how I feel right now.

This song is only 46-seconds long and, mhm yes, this is the only line, and it's repeated five times. A part of me is like, "Ya know what? If I am sitting at a bar somewhere, wasted at 3 am, this is exactly what I would want to hear."

The other part is confused why I haven't already written and performed this song, but I guess that's why this album was totally free.

8. "I Forgive Yiew"

How dare you bring another chick in our bed, you're lucky I'm doing yoga or you might be dead.

Nama-STAY the f*ck out of Miley's bed.

9. "Pablow the Blowfish"

Pablow the Blowfish I miss you so much, Pablow the Blowfish I miss you so bad. On Saturday night we all went out to eat, but I can never decide, so someone chose sushi, I got soup, and I ordered rice, but watching my friends eat my friends, ruined my appetite.

When my hermit crab died in 2003 I couldn't go near California rolls for weeks. Miley's relatability should never be questioned.

10. "Miley Tibetan Bowlzzz"

The final song on the track is 2:10 minutes of Miley crooning to spiritual presumable Tibetan music. It's actually pretty relaxing and great for some calm breathing exercises after absorbing the rest of the album.

You can download Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz here.

She's just bein' Miley.