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Hanukkah Quotes From TV Shows Like Schitt’s Creek, Friends, And The O.C.

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It’s time to gather your family and break out the menorah, because Hanukkah is here. The Festival of Lights, which is meant to commemorate the rededication of the Second Temple, is typically celebrated in your family by lighting the menorah each of the eight nights. You may also get to enjoy some fried food like latkes and jelly donuts, while spinning the dreidel for some chocolate gelt. As you reflect on all the things you’re grateful for this holiday season, you’ll be extra happy to have some of the best Hanukkah quotes from TV shows on hand. After all, you never know when you’ll need a good Instagram caption to pair with all the cute selfies you snap with your fam this time of year.

Sure, this season can seem oversaturated in Christmas content, especially when there are whole channels dedicated to 25 days of Christmas-themed movies. You’d just love a little more Hanukkah representation here and there, that’s all. Luckily, there are a few episodes of your all-time favorite TV shows like Friends, Schitt’s Creek, and The O.C. that reference Hanukkah. Those shows automatically go on your must-watch list each year as you’re hanging out with your siblings and enjoying some homemade latkes with applesauce and sour cream. In fact, watching “The Best Chrismukkah Ever” episode of The O.C. and “A Rugrats Chanukah” from Rugrats have become yearly traditions, so you might as well use some of the best Hanukkah quotes from these TV shows to caption all your holiday pics.

Even if you’re like Ben from Friends or David Rose from Schitt’s Creek and are a “delightful half-half situation,” you’ll love these 22 Hanukkah quotes from TV shows. They’re just what you need to light up any celebratory pics you want to post.

  1. “My favorite part was when Superman flew all the Jews out of Egypt.” — Friends
  2. “I’m a delightful half-half situation.” — Schitt’s Creek
  3. “It's hard to find the meanie of Chanukah.” — Rugrats
  4. “You better pray for a Chrismukkah miracle.” — The O.C.
  5. “Oh, that's the thing about Hanukkah: eight candles and a menorah. No fuss, no muss.” — The Nanny
  6. So much funukah to celebrate Hanukkah.” — Adam Sandler on Saturday Night Live, “The Chanukah Song”
  7. “One year we begged my mother for a Christmas tree. She called it a Hanukkah bush.” — The Nanny
  8. “I'm the Holiday Armadillo, your part Jewish friend.” — Friends
  9. “A Maccababy's gotta do what a Maccababy's gotta do!” — Rugrats
  10. I've got Jesus and Moses on my side, man.” — The O.C.
  11. “Oh, a menorah... Judaism son.” — New Girl
  12. “You know how important Hanukkah has always been to me.” — The Nanny
  13. “Chanukah is that special time of year between Christmas and Misgiving when all the bestest holiday shows are on TV.” — Rugrats
  14. “Oy, after all that walking we did in the desert, we like to sit on the holiday.” — The Nanny
  15. “Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.” — Adam Sandler on Saturday Night Live, “The Chanukah Song”
  16. “Hanukkah. Chanukah. Which one of you is right?” — Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
  17. “Not stockings, Hanukkah socks.” — The Goldbergs
  18. “Don’t touch the latkes. They’re for grandpa.” — The Nanny
  19. “A menorah is, uh, like the nightlight of our people. In times of darkness, it shines on the whole world reminding us not to be afraid to be different, but to be proud of who we are.” — Rugrats
  20. “Hanukkah only has one notch.” — The Goldbergs
  21. “But every night I have to wear a funny hat while Grandpa Boris says some stuff I don't understand and Mommy lights another candle.” — Rugrats
  22. “To be, or... Maccabee! That is the question!” — Rugrats

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