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The Awkward Questions A Porn Star Has To Think About When Doing Her Taxes

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Happy almost tax day, everybody! *porn music plays as a fake accountant takes off her shirt and then sensually licks a TI-83 Plus.*

Porn stars need tax advice just like the rest of us.

At the end of the day, working in porn is just like working every other job. You have interviews, need to deal with HR, have to be easy to work with and be known as someone timely and professional. Sure, all of that ends with doing naked stuff in front of a camera while a sound guy stands inches from your nude body holding a boom pole pointed at your genitals, but everything before that is still the same.

They also need to do their taxes just like the rest of us, so in honor of us all having to give Uncle Sam half of our money Monday, we thought we'd offer some free accounting advice to porn star Jayden James as a sort of "thank you" for all she's done for us.

Putting Jayden James in a room with an accountant is maybe the best idea of all time. I doubt this guy has ever been asked tax questions like this.

If I pay the pizza guy in hand jobs, can I expense the hypothetical price of the pizza?

Can someone write off lube if more than 50 percent of it was used for personal pleasure?

What happens if you cross state lines on the bang bus? Do you pay taxes in Florida or Georgia?

If I do something illegal… like bestiality porn for instance… do I have to declare that?

Then the video reached a conclusion most videos with porn stars reach when there is a couch in the room.

Damn. I kinda really wanna do my taxes now.

Watch the entire interaction above.