Sonja Lekovic

These Zodiac Signs Had The Most Sex In 2016

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While I was checking my period-tracking app this week (since I'm rounding third into my monthly mental breakdown), I came across some interesting data.

Turns out, Eve, a hip app for hip women with totally chic periods, did a study to find out who had the most sex in 2016, and it included findings about every single zodiac sign.

As much as human beings love to compare their sex lives to the lives of others, when you bring in the zodiac signs, you get a whole new level of juicy competition.

Scorpios have long been known as the sexiest sign in the zodiac, but that doesn't necessarily mean they have the most sex.

In fact, because Scorpios take sex so seriously, they're actually much more critical about choosing their partners, and they typically don't just do it with anybody.

So, it's somewhat surprising to a lot of people that Scorpios actually came in ninth place on the "who got laid the most" list.

But just keep in mind that when they did get laid, they were probably way better at it than the rest of us.

Aries are also known to have a ferocious libido, so it'd be interesting to see whether or not they committed the most suicide because they had the least amount of sex this year.

So... that's sad.

Sorry, Aries, if you're reading this. I hope you're not dead.

Congratulations are in order for the zodiac's biggest lovers of kink, Aquarians.

Not only did they have the most sex this year, but they probably had the weirdest kind. Aquarians are known to be the most offbeat sign of anyone in the zodiac, in and out of the bedroom.

Seriously, they could get off to a Donald Trump and Kellyanne Conway role-play scenario if given the chance.

Before you judge them, take into account they're the ones who won sex this year, so maybe we should take more cues from these sexual deviants.

And for anyone who's curious about how they measured up in Eve's study, here's how it all played out.

The winners of sex in 2016 are (drumroll, please)...

1. Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

2. Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

3. Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

4. Libra (September 23 - October 22)

5. Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

6. Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

7. Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

8. Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

9. Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

10. Leo (July 23 - August 22)

11. Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

12. Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Here's to even more (and better) sex in 2017.

Citations: These Ladies Won Sex In 2016 (Eve)