Contrary to popular (and your parents') belief, researchers recently proved that millennials are actually a lot wiser than their older relatives.
So FUCK YOU, Dad!
Oh, but wait, before you screenshot this and send it to your lame-ass dad (JK, love you Pops), The Max Planck Institute for Human Development in Munich, Germany found that older people are surprisingly more optimistic, which actually makes them more willing to take risks... because they're closer to death!
According to an article in Medical Daily,
In a study that analyzed the behavioral patterns of two groups, people between the ages of 63 to 88 and people between the ages of 18 to 30, researchers found that the optimism of the older folks led to more bold decision-making, which is great.
In a statement, study co-author Thorsten Pachur, PhD, explained,
But, it also meant that older people made worse decisions.
At the end of the day, research found that in the win-or-lose scenarios, the younger group of people made decisions that gave them a higher monetary return.
So, the paradox is this: Being older (and therefore closer to death) can be a powerful motivator for taking risks, but the older you get, the risks you take are more likely to result in loss.
I guess that means you don't have to wait for your grandparents to die to inherit all their money. You could just take them to Vegas and take 'em for all they're worth!
I mean, if you're a horrible person, which of course, you're not... right?