The Best Things About Thanksgiving

After traveling for hours to be with the people you love what better way to celebrate life’s blessings than by unleashing the inner-fat kid. From carving the turkey to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, the mid-week holiday serves as nothing but a pure luxury.

Aside from seeing relatives that bombard you with impertinent questions and watching football, the tradition has evolved over the decades.

Here are our favorite things about Thanksgiving

The Jets losing by 40 to the Patriots

Putting on your eating pants

Pouring gravy over everything.

Eating all damn day long

Feeling like this guy after

Watching football all and trying not to sleep

Getting wasted with grandma

Pedestrian parades

Pretending to care what your family says

Having turkey for an entire week

Getting some quality time with your best friend

Smoking a fat ass blunt after you eat

Women giving turkey calls

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