Your phone is sacred. And it must be protected as such: The secrets hidden within its aluminum casing should never see the light of day.
But what if your worst fears became reality? How would you react if your best friend somehow got her grubby little paws on your poor, defenseless phone?
Remember that time you embarrassed her in front of her crush in 8th grade gym class? As they say, karma is a b*tch.
You might have laughed at her expense in 8th grade. But she's laughing harder now.
She's going to f*ck sh*t up.
New relationship? What new relationship?
And just like that, what was once a promising Tinder romance is now but a faint glimmer of what could have been.
Did you seriously just do what I think you did? THAT is how you choose to f*ck up my life?
At least I was creative when I ruined your life in middle school. Put some thought into it, please.
OMG. OMG. OMG.
Everyone's worst nightmare.