Heather from Tinder fears no man.
The 20-year-old's dating app profile, posted to Reddit yesterday by user Doctordavee, wins the catchy tagline game with a funny take on razors.
Although the joke seems to have originated with Some E-cards, Heather executes it with just the right amount of panache.
Reddit users took her on, offering their own reasons why women are like razors. Users had some very strong opinions.