Busted! A Woman Was Caught Casually Sexting On Public Transportation

If you've ever taken the subway in New York City, you may have seen a sign reminding riders "Unwanted Sexual Conduct shouldn't be part of anyone's commute," and that tells you everything you need to know about the enjoyability of a subway ride in New York City -- or really anywhere.

However, someone "accidentally" grabbing your crotch on a crowded train isn't the only way to feel violated while commuting -- I know this because I've had the luxury of being stuck on a car with a man watching porn on his phone with the volume turned up and his headphones unplugged.

One passenger who posted these photos on Twitter learned why it's best to avoid looking at another person's screen while on the train (although, you could also argue this is exactly why you should):

"I wonder what she's typing?"

Let's take a closer look.

Oh. Oh my. Oh my goodness.

In case you can't read it, here's the text from some of the more underwhelming sexts you'll (hopefully) see today:

...over and over saying I wanna cum on your face!!! Working yourself up to explode feeling it cumming out inside me hearing you... ...had been in pussy I am wet and my boobs need your dick between them can't wait to have your sperm all over them!!!! Then I am going to rub m...

I don't know exactly what was going to be rubbed, but I'm assuming it wasn't a magic lamp.