As we all know, our college years are the best years of our life, and everything that happens before or after those 1,460 days are worthless, gross, insignificant garbage.
Worry not, my fellow graduates, those precious college years are no longer lost forever.
Two guys have developed the revolutionary "UniVRsity," a product which lets you virtually relive those past college experiences, without which, life is no longer worth living.
They have filmed basement frat parties, random hookups and hundreds of beautiful twin beds covered in beer vomit -- you know, all the most wonderful things about being 20 years old.
I simply can't go one more disgusting post-collegiate second without this product. At last, my life will have meaning once again.