This Thanksgiving Drinking Game Will Get You Through The Holiday
It's hard to hate on a holiday that requires you to commit multiple deadly sins to celebrate, which is the real reason so many people look forward to the annual celebration of gluttony and sloth known as "Thanksgiving."
It's virtually impossible to complain about an endless buffet of turkey, canned cranberry, yams topped with marshmallows and other foods you only eat once a year, but the one downside to tradition is that it gets increasingly stale over time.
Alcohol has been used to make boring things marginally exciting for thousands of years, which makes it absolutely invaluable for anyone who's already dreading a repeat of the incident no one's addressed since it happened last year.
Since you're probably already going to be drinking to make dealing with your relatives easier, you might as well make a game out of it.