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'Texts From Our Nanny' Don't Always Make Sense, But They're Gold (Photos)

by Connor Toole

It's not easy putting your child in the hands of someone else, but for those who need to work to provide for their families, a nanny is a necessity.

I don't know much about Savi, the nanny responsible for the screenshots posted to Texts From Our Nanny, but I do know that her texts feature a mix of spelling mistakes and jumbled thoughts that lead to a uniquely entertaining stream of consciousness.

That's a Three Sorry Situation if I've ever seen one.

Someone's planning a fancy dinner date.

Someone should tell Savi about figures of speech.

It was actually jazz fusion. He hates jazz fusion.

Imagine if you still pooped one-tenth of your body weight every time you went to the bathroom. That's terrifying.

Close enough.

This one took a little longer, but at least they figured it out eventually.

I wonder if those two messages are related.

IMPORTANT: If you're going to be a nanny, be sure you know the difference between fruit juice and cleaning supplies.

There's always an ulterior motive.

That's great life advice.

So... yes?

That's one way to find that out. I can think of others that involve less chin biting.