I have this friend who looks at his phone constantly. For the sake of privacy, let's call him "John" (his name is actually John).
John will have entire conversations with you while scrolling through the Instagram explore page for girls in yoga pants. I wouldn't even be surprised if John has live-tweeted sex at some point.
In the last year, I think I've seen the top of John's head more than I've seen his face.
I'm quite sure a lot of people have a friend like John, or maybe you are the John. Whatever the case, now we have a solution!
It's a hat with a picture of you on it, so you can maintain eye contact while staring into your phone.
John, if you're reading this, I have a present for you.
