Don't Hate Me Cause You Ain't Me: 8 Signs You're A Total F*cking Diva (Photos)

by Alexa Mellardo
Alexa Mellardo

Don't hate that I'm a diva.

You know it, I know it, so let's just get past it and move on.

The diva lifestyle is not for everyone, but it suits me quite well.

Not many can do what I do.

I'd like to think I was born with an exclusive diva status.

From a selection of hair bows in every color to a luxurious wardrobe many would die for, I never leave the house looking less than totally chic.

Well, let's be honest. I look fabulous being a diva around the house too.

I deserve a gold star (diamonds work too) for maintaining my diva-ness at all times of each day.

If you're a diva like me…

1. You command attention at all times.

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Not a problem to be the center of attention when you are charming, cuddly and simply irresistible.

No need for anyone to tell you you're adorable… moot point.

Striking a pose in front of the camera is a simple task because it loves you.

2. You don't ever do any sh*t you don't want to do.

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I mean, this one is pretty self-explanatory.

The terms “chores,” “stress” and “pressure” are not part of your vocabulary.

“Rest,” “relaxation,” “pampering” and “wine o'clock”… now you're talking the diva language!

3. You always choose (and richly deserve) bottled water over tap water.

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Only the best of everything. Anything else is, well, unacceptable.

It is surprising (and borderline insulting) that this is ever even a question.

Give me FIJI or give me DEATH.

4. Your dining experience is never less than spectacular.

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You've heard of royalty being served on a silver platter, right?

Crystal or fine china will do nicely as well.

We don't cook, we just enjoy the feast.

5. Your closet is the envy of most women.

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As one diva once said, “I don't do fashion, I am fashion.” – Coco Chanel

Lavish accessories were made for you… and your wardrobe is overflowing with them.

Out with the old, in with the new.

6. You (obviously) don't listen to rules, you make them.

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Because making your own rules is much, much more fun.

Make no bones about it, the good life is all about YOU.

Is there any other way to live?

7. You rock those designer clothes like you designed them yourself.

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If it's not designer, don't even bother. You can sniff faux from a mile away.

Cashmere and silk were made for you… and you work it like a pro.

The perfect ensemble for each occasion, that's the only way you roll.

8. Beauty rest is your favorite event of the day.

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Luxurious linens are a must… we're talking 100 percent Egyptian cotton.

You're in your element when surrounded by plushness.

Sleep mask, cozies, herbal tea, and you're ready to beautify it up.

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I think we're all on the same page.

Well, my page, that is.

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest… is it even necessary to finish this question?

Perhaps you need a little help.

D-I-V-A: Damn I'm Very Attractive!

XOXO, Blake

Breed: Purebred Maltese

Status: In a relationship

Weight: Perfect